The results are in and it's official, George W. Bush has 56 days to vacate the White House.  All I can say is that it's about DAM time!  The only thing that can come close to the excitement that surrounds the victory of Barack Obama is knowing that George "The-most-hated-man-in-the-Universe" Bush will no longer be sleeping within the confines of a prestigious building that was designed to house a true national leader.  Americans will no longer have to bear witness to his embarrassing antics, blank stares, and mispronunciation of words.  He can now retire quietly on his little ranch in Texas and do what he's basically always been doing (while he was supposed to be running a nation that was lacking a great leader).  And that is golfing, hunting, and shooting ceramic plates out of the sky.  He no longer has to worry about Micheal Moore creating another epic mockumentary about him, unless Micheal Moore runs out of people to pick on.  The Bush can just quietly fade into the depths of the darkness and leave the galactic mess that he has created to someone who is savvy and tactical enough to fix up someone else's muckups.  However, I'd like to thank Bush for showing the American people what it's like to serve under bad leadership.  Now America can and will appreciate our new president, who is all about change and democracy.  Now the whole world will see just how powerful and influential this great nation really is.  And most importantly, Americans will finally realize its full potential and hopefully come together to make this country as strong and independent as it can be.